I LOVE TURBULANCE

FUCK YOU READER. COME ON HERE STEALING MY IDEAS AND LOOKING AT MY SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK? OFFENDED? WELL WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF THEN?

FUCK YOU MICROWAVES

what the fuck are you good for? I VE ALREADY GOT AN OVER. o what you can heat up precooked food? WHO THE FUCK WANTS HORRID PRECOOKED FOOD?!?

not me, not you, maybe your stepdad who watches match of the day repeats from 1980 and uses bbqs to get drunk in the garden. FUCK THAT GUY, I DONT WANNA BE THAT GUY. so fuck you microwave. you're making us all lazy and stupid and making fat guys in gardens get drunk. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR NAME ABOUT TOO? you're named after what you make. it's like calling an over a "fire". DO PEOPLE JUST NOT CARE ABOUT YOU ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU A PROPER NAME? didn't think so. probably cos people all round the world are using you to kill cute kittens!!! Ill go preheat a big fat juicy FUCK YOU now in my proper oven.

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