5 reasons to thank porn.
1 - thank you porn for ruining womens expectations. the look of strange despondency on their faces when they see a normal shaped penis is a festish of mine
2 - thank you porn for warping my sense of right and wrong in the bedroom. if she cries it's because she is a shit whore and shouldn't be paid.
3 - thank you porn for making regular sex and all women seem mundane and boring for me. Feeling happy and special is for mythical beings who don't use the internet to vent.
4 - thank you porn for taking up 30-50% of my free time. productivity and vibrance is for losers, i just need to sit in the dark on the internet to get my buzz
5 - thank you porn for killing my innocence. without you i'd probably not feel this searing hatred towards all things
FUCK YOU WHORES. IF YOU DIDNT ACCEPT MONEY IN EXCHANGE FOR BEING FUCKED ON CAMERA WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS SITUATION. dirtbag scum. tell it to 'em kassem (you're a cunt too though)
the very best thing about porn is that when i surf youtube and think "wonder what she's like naked" i can probably in 0.18 seconds find 1-10 of 446,000 internet links to them doing things that would give my gran a heart attack (if the bitch had a heart... a fiver for my birthday, FUCK YOU). o and WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL!! (accept for chicks, but i dont give a shit about them thanks to porn)
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