FUCK YOU OLD AGE

i have to work till im 65? are you kidding me, that's ages away. and labour, under your plan MY WIFE DOESN'T? where the fuck's the fairness there, statistically she'll live longer. FUCK U BROWN
SERIOUSLY THOUGH FUCK CAMERON, HE'S GOOD IN BED
ok god, so wtf is up with aging? you get ugly and stupid with age. you become a retarded prune who slobbers and watches the one show? WHY!??? WHY?

I DONT WANT A WRINKLY PENIS, I WANNA DIE YOUNG AND SMOOTH. TOO MUCH TO ASK???
Yeah and don't just say "die young then" smart aleck. Cause i count that as a threat AND I'LL STAPLE YOUR FACE TO YOUR BALLS
don't forget to leave comments, if you're old you probably will. if you find this offensive YOU'RE A WRINKLY DICKED IDIOT (what's that? you want a warning before inappropriate material like that link? WELL FUCK YOU)